Tipe cewek versi IT

(sumber : email dari Edwin and tambahan dari gw wkwkwk)

1. Tipe CPU :
"Pintar, pemikir, tidak banyak bicara tapi mengerjakan banyak hal (diam-diam processing tau-tau sudah 9 bulan- siap2 brojol dah, keluar Output)."

2. Tipe Monitor :
"Genit, senangnya diperhatikan, suka pamer, (most of the time- content yg dipamerkan isinya 17 tahun++ , vulgar)."

3. Tipe Keyboard :
"Senang di pegang, ditekan dan di pencet di berbagai lokasi (awas, salah tekan bisa kena gaplok, atau pas pencet tombol POWER, dia bisa turn off seketika)."

4. Tipe Printer :
"Aktif, di tekan sedikit geraknya banyak, kalau sedang dipakai berisik, (nggak cocok di tipe 21, mengganggu tetangga)."

5. Tipe Mouse :
"Pas dan enak di genggam, nyaman buat di-KLIK!"

6. Tipe HARD DISK:
Dia akan mengingat semuanya, forever!!!

7. Tipe RAM :
"Dia akan melupakanmu, the moment you turn her off"

6. Tipe Windows :
"Tampak luar bagus, dalamnya penuh bugs.
everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her."

7. Tipe Linux-console :
"Tampak luar kurang menarik,tapi dalamnya 'handal'. Boleh dipake tanpa bayar"

8. Tipe XWindows :
"Luar dalam bisa dihandalkan ... "

9. Tipe DOS :
" ..... Oldies mang..........Emak Emak!.
She can’t remember anything, can’t do anything, can’t think anything, she’s stupid"

10. Tipe UNIX :
"Diam-diam, multi user"

11. Tipe JAVA :
"dapat digunakan dimana saja"

12. Tipe INTERNET:
"Susah di akses apalagi kalo server (pelayanan) jelek bakal sering down"

13. Tipe SERVER:
Always busy when you need her.

14. Tipe MULTIMEDIA :
"She makes horrible things look beautiful"

15. Tipe VIRUS :
Also known as “wife” when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything.